Pictures of animals wearing clothes show why this would be a ridiculous custom for them.

While contemplating Grandpa's unusual vacation, Kate dreams about Chewandswallow, where it snows popcorn and rains sandwiches, and the fate of the falling food intrigues her.

Rhyming text and illustrations present an assortment of witches in silly situations.

The reader who wants to know what are the quietest, silliest, smelliest, wiggliest things in the world finds imaginative answers to these and other questions about superlatives.

The left-handed residents of the town of Left and the right-handed residents of the town of Right become friends after a marshmallow-throwing incident instigated by the knights of the Ambidextrous Order who guard the dotted yellow line that separates the two towns.

When astronauts land on Mars, their first discovery is a substance not unlike pie filling and Kate and Henry are eager to go taste some, but Grandpa, who may have some inside information, discourages them.

After an inventor creates a machine that allows food to fall from the sky, the machine starts to go out of control and the inventor must find a way to stop it before all the food destroys the Earth.

Never take a shark to the dentist: "A list of things one should not do with various animals, such as 'hold hands with a lobster.'"--Title page verso. Rainbow fish to the rescue!: Although his friends want to ignore the new striped fish in their midst, Rainbow Fish must decide whether to help him when a shark attacks. Shark vs train: A shark and a train compete in a series of contests on a seesaw, in hot air balloons, bowling, shooting baskets, playing...